Address:4 Glencairn Road

City:Palm Beach Gardens

State:Florida

Zip:33418 

Phone Number:(561)-775-8654

Age:13

Birthday:11/03/91

Sport:Football

Food:Cheeseburger

Idols:Dale Jr., Ichiro, Chad Pennington, Shaq, Paul Kariya

Idiots:Jeff Gordon, Derek Jeter, Jeremy Shockey, Kobe, Kyle "Big Lips" Korver

Top 5 Friends:Steve Strauss, Alex Rader, Anthony Scardariato, Sean O'Loughlin, Sam Bolno (only the ones that are cooler than all you other non top 5 friends)

Dogs:Jed, Sydney

Sister:Stupid

True or False:Mike Helton Sucks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's True!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He took away Junior's points.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enjoy the site and...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Screw Helton!